They just come, I promise. It is nothing that I plan. - Zlatan Ibrahimović

During the World Cup in 2002 I was voted Man of the Match three times in Sweden, even though I hadn't played. The people love me.

I went left, he went left. I went right, he went right. I went left again, he went to buy a hot dog.

I want you to still write a lot of stories so I get excited when I see them, Because I want to see who is making up the best story and when I'm tired of it I will let you know where I will go.