Zaphod Beeblebrox crawled bravely along a tunnel, like the hell of a guy he was. He was very confused, but he continued crawling doggedly anyway beca… - Douglas Adams

I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.

It is an important and popular fact that things are not always what they seem. For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much — the wheel, New York, wars and so on — while all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man — for precisely the same reasons.

"It's unpleasantly like being drunk."
"What's so unpleasant about being drunk?"
"You ask a glass of water."