Anything that is in the world when you're born is normal and ordinary and is just a natural part of the way the world works. Anything that's invented… - Douglas Adams

# Anything invented after you're thirty-five is against the natural order of things.

# Anything that's invented between when you’re fifteen and thirty-five is new and exciting and revolutionary and you can probably get a career in it.

The truth of the matter is, that most English people don't know how to make tea anymore either, and most people drink cheap instant coffee instead, which is a pity, and gives Americans the impression that the English are just generally clueless about hot stimulants.

LAXOBIGGING (ptcpl.vb.) Struggling to extrude an extremely large turd.

WFT-II was the only British software company that could be mentioned in the same sentence as such major U.S. companies as Microsoft or Lotus. The sentence would probably run along the lines of "WFT-II, unlike such major U.S. companies as Microsoft or Lotus ..." but it was a start.