Anything that is in the world when you're born is normal and ordinary and is just a natural part of the way the world works. Anything that's invented… - Douglas Adams

# Anything invented after you're thirty-five is against the natural order of things.

# Anything that's invented between when you’re fifteen and thirty-five is new and exciting and revolutionary and you can probably get a career in it.

Anything that happens, happens.

Anything that, in happening, causes something else to happen, causes something else to happen.

Anything that, in happening, causes itself to happen again, happens again.

It doesn’t necessarily do it in chronological order, though.

I don't believe it. Prove it to me and I still won't believe it.

He had a nasty feeling that that might be an idiotic thing to do, but he did it anyway, and sure enough it had turned out to be an idiotic thing to do. You live and learn. At any rate, you live.