Years ago, manhood was an opportunity for achievement, now it is a problem to be overcome. - Garrison Keillor

I just sort of slid into it, like you’d go for a walk in the woods and fall into a crevasse and wind up in a cave full of rubies and emeralds.

How many consultants does it take to change a lightbulb? I’ll have an estimate for you a week from Monday.

I’ve put away the clock and now I enjoy the time.