I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they lef… - Steven Wright

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I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier they
wouldn't have to go so fast.

Steven Wright

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Steven Alexander Wright (born December 6, 1955) is an Academy Award winning American comedian, writer and actor, known for his bizarre comic style and morose stage persona.

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