No matter how long you play rock and roll, songs might change just as long as the balls are there, the rock balls. And that's what's important to us - Bon Scott

My new schoolmates threatened to kick the shit out of me when they heard my Scottish accent. I had one week to learn to speak like them if I wanted to remain intact. Course, I didn't take any notice. No-one railroads me, and it made me all the more determined to speak my own way. That's how I got my name, you know. The Bonny Scot, see?

Atlantic reckoned we should use a top Yank producer and appointed one Eddie Kramer to the post. It turns out the guy was full of bullshit and couldn't produce a healthy fart.

I don't give a fuck what else on the rider, as long I've got Jack Daniels.