First, I'll kill the dog with kindness, and if that doesn't work, I'll just kill him. - Edward Albee

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First, I'll kill the dog with kindness, and if that doesn't work, I'll just kill him.

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About Edward Albee

Edward Albee (March 12, 1928 – September 16, 2016) was an American playwright, known for works including Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf, The Zoo Story, The Sandbox and The American Dream.

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Birth Name: Edward Franklin Albee
Alternative Names: Edward Franklin Albee III
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