I love to sleep. Do you? Isn't it great? It really is the b… - Ruth Rudner

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I love to sleep. Do you? Isn't it great? It really is the best of both worlds. You get to be alive and unconscious.

Ruth Rudner

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I love to sleep. Do you? Isn't it great? It really is the best of both worlds. You get to be alive and unconscious. - Ruth Rudner

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