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I put a "What Would Jesus Do?" bracelet on my Jewish friend's wrist and it burned his skin. He threw it on the ground, it turned into a serpent, we b… - Daniel Tosh
" "I put a "What Would Jesus Do?" bracelet on my Jewish friend's wrist and it burned his skin. He threw it on the ground, it turned into a serpent, we both started laughing. We left it there. We hate snakes. We think they're slimy even though we know they're not.
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About Daniel Tosh
Daniel Tosh (born 29 May 1975) is an American comedian.
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Daniel Dwight Tosh
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