Having seen the replay, I think Steve Bucknor was right. I like Bucknor, in fact, he might be my only friend. - Ben Dirs

Monty went beserk, like a toddler who's just been told he can't have a Happy Meal.

Anyone seen Kaka's wife? Funnily enough, she's a complete sort. She's the sort of woman who, if she looked you in the eye in a bar and asked you where the fag machine was, you'd start giggling and snort.

Bit of Toto as Hoffmann makes his way to the middle - "I bless the rains down in Africa!" - smashing. My favourite Toto number is Rosanna. I used to go out with someone called Rosanna. Her mum looked like Cher.