Forty-two,” said Deep Thought, with infinite majesty and calm. - Douglas Adams

Virtually everything we were told in Indonesia turned out not to be true, sometimes almost immediately. The only exception to this was when we were told that something would happen immediately, in which case it turned out not to be true over an extended period of time.

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

"The argument goes something like this: "I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing.