He looked as though his life had not only passed him by but paused along the way to spit in his face. - David Sedaris

I felt betrayed, the way you do when you discover that your cat has a secret secondary life and is being fed by neighbors who call him something stupid like Calypso.

Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.

Like most seasoned phonies, I roundly suspect that everyone is as disingenuous as I am.