What’s more American than violence?” Hayduke wanted to know. “Violence, it’s as American as pizza pie. - Edward Abbey

From the point of view of a tapeworm, man was created by God to serve the appetite of the tapeworm.

My job is to save the fucking wilderness. I don’t know anything else worth saving.

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, there ain't nothing can beat teamwork.