I hated leaving a hole in the smoking world, and so I recru… - David Sedaris

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I hated leaving a hole in the smoking world, and so I recruited someone to take my place. People have given me a lot of grief, but I'm pretty sure that after high school, this girl would have started anyway, especially if she chose the army over community college.

David Sedaris

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David Raymond Sedaris (born December 26, 1956) is an American humorist, comedian, author, and radio contributor.

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