[On paying the toll at the Severn Bridge] It's worth £5.40 to have that moment where you stop, then you come through and there are no lanes! It takes… - Michael McIntyre
" "[On paying the toll at the Severn Bridge] It's worth £5.40 to have that moment where you stop, then you come through and there are no lanes! It takes a very strange sort of man who doesn't go: 'The race is on! Come on, woohoo! First one to the lanes!! Order, order, back in order OK but I had fun while it lasted.
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About Michael McIntyre
Michael Hazen McIntyre (born 21 February 1976) is a British comedian.
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Michael Hazen James McIntyre
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