Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are.

Every man loves good things and that includes pretty women.

Women only want a man to grant; for of course they always ask.

Women like a man with a past, but they prefer a man with a present.

Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead.

We love men because they can never fake orgasms, even if they wanted to.

Because they write poems, songs, and books in our honor.

Because they never understand us, but they never give up.

Because they can see beauty in women when women have long ceased to see any beauty in themselves.

Because they come from little boys.

Because they can churn out long, intricate, Machiavellian, or incredibly complex mathematics and physics equations, but they can be comparably clueless when it comes to women.

Because they are incredible lovers and never rest until we’re happy.

Because they elevate sports to religion.

Because they’re never afraid of the dark.

Because they don’t care how they look or if they age.

Because they persevere in making and repairing things beyond their abilities, with the naïve self-assurance of the teenage boy who knew everything.

Because they never wear or dream of wearing high heels.

Because they’re always ready for sex.

Because they’re like pomegranates: lots of inedible parts, but the juicy seeds are incredibly tasty and succulent and usually exceed your expectations.

Because they’re afraid to go bald.

Because you always know what they think and they always mean what they say.

Because they love machines, tools, and implements with the same ferocity women love jewelry.

Because they go to great lengths to hide, unsuccessfully, that they are frail and human.

Because they either speak too much or not at all to that end.

Because they always finish the food on their plate.

Because they are brave in front of insects and mice.

Because a well-spoken four-year old girl can reduce them to silence, and a beautiful 25-year old can reduce them to slobbering idiots.

Because they want to be either omnivorous or ascetic, warriors or lovers, artists or generals, but nothing in-between.

Because for them there’s no such thing as too much adrenaline.

Because when all is said and done, they can’t live without us, no matter how hard they try.

Because

Because a man’s priority is his mission, he will always gravitate to a woman whom he feels would most support his mission.

The bravest thing that men do is love women.

Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous red head.

Women are always glad to listen when you discourse upon love...

Power makes you attractive; it even makes women love old men.

Men are funny characters, they must always have something to bemuse them.

People always loved best what they identified most with.

Die liebenswürdigste der Frauen wird immer auch die schönste sein.