Mr. Iverson, you've all the timing of a prophylactic salesman in a maternity ward. - Rupert Holmes

it’s difficult to obtain a student loan for a school that not only denies its own existence but teaches its students how to deny other people theirs.

We’re not patients or soldiers!” I yelled. “We just work here. And when we took our jobs nobody said, ‘Incidentally, the real reason we’re hiring you is because we have this one executive whose ego takes priority over the well-being of everyone else.

So you’ve decided to commit a murder. Congratulations.