Arbroath; it was the scariest heckle I ever had. Arbroath, … - Bill Bailey

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Arbroath; it was the scariest heckle I ever had. Arbroath, I don't know if you've ever been - very very cold throughout the year, and I was pacing up and down, primarily to keep warm really, I was freezing. And this chilling voice came from the back of the room, it just said "Stand still"... [mimes holding a rifle]
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Bill Bailey (born Mark Bailey 13 January 1965) is a British musician and comedian.

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Birth Name: Mark Bailey

Alternative Names: Mark Robert Bailey

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