Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it. - Woody Allen

The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have, instead of what you don't have.

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank.

I was the captain of the latent paranoid softball team. We used to play all the neurotics on sunday morning. Nailbiters against the bedwetters, and if you've never seen neurotics play softball, it's really funny.
I used to steal second base, and feel guilty and go back.