You know those people who let their yawn out and they keep … - Carl Barron

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You know those people who let their yawn out and they keep talkin'. "Yeah Tuesday would be pretty good (continues talking while yawning)" "Yeah no worries."

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Carl Barron (born 1964) is an Australian comedian. His style is based on observational humour. I was asked by a waitress, with a straight face she said "Would you care for an orange juice?". I said "If it needed me". "Is it going to be alright?"

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