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I hate dates. I sit at home all day, and I don't fart once. I go on a date and I've got twenty in the bank straight away. - Carl Barron
" "I hate dates. I sit at home all day, and I don't fart once. I go on a date and I've got twenty in the bank straight away.
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About Carl Barron
Carl Barron (born 1964) is an Australian comedian. His style is based on observational humour. I was asked by a waitress, with a straight face she said "Would you care for an orange juice?". I said "If it needed me". "Is it going to be alright?"
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I love tea. Mmmm. I know I'm getting old because I'm startin' get excited about tea. Just sitting in the loungeroom bored ya no. Somebody goes "You want a cup of tea?" and I go "Oar he hor." Start feeling a little bit depressed when it gets to the bottom, I think to myself I'll just make myself another cup, I can feel happy again.
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