Photons have mass? I didn’t even know they were Catholic. - Woody Allen

The most beautiful words in the English language are not 'I love you', but 'It's benign'.

It's very hard to keep your spirits up. You've got to keep selling yourself a bill of goods, and some people are better at lying to themselves than others. If you face reality too much, it kills you.... you've got to find an answer to the question: Why go on?

She quarreled with the nanny and accused her of brushing Misha's teeth sideways rather than up and down.