Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he is supposed to be doing at the moment. - Robert Benchley

Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with, that it's compounding a felony.

A great many people have come up to me and asked how I manage to get so much work done and still keep looking so dissipated.

I don’t want to be an alarmist, but I think that the Younger Generation is up to something.... I base my apprehension on nothing more definite than the fact that they are always coming in and going out of the house, without any apparent reason.