You get old and you realize there are no answers, just stories. - Garrison Keillor

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You get old and you realize there are no answers, just stories.

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About Garrison Keillor

Garrison Keillor (born 7 August 1942) is an American novelist, humorist, comedian, and public radio personality.

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Alternative Names: Gary Edward Keillor

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