This book Is intended to be read in bed. Please do not attempt to read it anywhere else. - Christopher Morley

Life's a lot different from what people pretend. That's why pretending is fun. I used to think it was some special wickedness of my own that made such queer things happen. Now I'm beginning to guess that everybody's like that.

No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversations as a dog does

They go in not because they need any certain volume but because they feel that there may be some book that needs them.