Not naive, Conch Shell had corrected him, "He simply has not been taught to fear the things you fear." - Tom Robbins

Most snoring is composed by Beethoven or Wagner, although a few times Wiggs had heard heavy metal rock performed on the somnambulate bassoon.

The Middle Ages hangs over history's belt like a beer belly. It is too late now for aerobic dancing or cottage cheese lunches to reduce the Middle Ages. History will have to wear size 48 shorts forever.

Don't trust anybody who'd rather be grammatically correct than have a good time.