A ham sandwich is better than nothing. Nothing is better th… - Mark Forsyth

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A ham sandwich is better than nothing. Nothing is better than eternal happiness. So eternal happiness is beaten by a ham sandwich.

Mark Forsyth

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A ham sandwich is better than nothing. Nothing is better than eternal happiness. So eternal happiness is beaten by a ham sandwich. - Mark Forsyth

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