Dating is not easy. What is a date, really, but a job interview that lasts all night? The only difference between a date and a job interview is: not … - Jerry Seinfeld

Let's face it: a date is a job-interview, that lasts all night. The only difference between a date and a job interview is: not many job-interviews is there a chance you'll end up naked at the end of it.

What is a date really, but a job interview that lasts all night?

"The funniest part of that joke is, 'say what you will about Hitler'."

-to Ricky Gervais on Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee

When I started out in comedy in the 70s, if you didn't do clean humor you weren't getting on TV, so I started doing that so I could be on the Tonight Show with Johnny Carson. And then when I saw what other people were doing, I just always wanted to be a little different.

I was in every room: from the writing room to the stage, to the editing room, to the rewrite, and I knew what the original intent always was.