If you can't read a simple goddam sign and follow one simple goddam instruction then get your fat butt the hell out of here. - Garrison Keillor

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If you can't read a simple goddam sign and follow one simple goddam instruction then get your fat butt the hell out of here.

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About Garrison Keillor

Garrison Keillor (born 7 August 1942) is an American novelist, humorist, comedian, and public radio personality.

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Alternative Names: Gary Edward Keillor
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