Senator Smoot (Republican, Ut.) Is planning a ban on smut. … - Ogden Nash

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Senator Smoot (Republican, Ut.) Is planning a ban on smut. Oh rooti-ti-toot for Smoot of Ut. And his reverend occiput. Smite, Smoot, smite for Ut., Grit your molars and do your dut., Gird up your l__ns, Smite h_p and th_gh, We'll all be Kansas By and by.

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Ogden Nash (19 August 1902 – 19 May 1971) was an American poet.

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