It was the sort of atmosphere of good humor which so often accompanies a total absence of good taste. - Robert Sheckley

I'm proposing to pay you five thousand dollars to do something you'll find quite enjoyable." "Make it ten," Foote said, "and I'll enjoy it even more.

Nobody says any longer, “When will the killing stop?” Now we know that the killing will stop only when life itself stops.

He shook his head violently, pulled himself together and swallowed a stiff dose of Infradex, a drug designed to alleviate drug reactions. Within seconds he was his old, normally depressed self. This cheered him considerably, and he left the hut in a mood teetering on the edge of equanimity.