So thin, and yet... so thick. - Attila the Stockbroker

I am one of a team
of Iraqi weapons inspectors
currently travelling through the United Kingdom
under very difficult conditions
searching for weapons of mass distraction.

He wanted me to beat him up!
It was an open invitation!
Late at night he picked me up —
an act of open provocation!

It first was a rumour dismissed as a lie
but then came the evidence none could deny:
a double page spread in the Sunday Express —
The Russians are running the DHSS!