Society had a crime problem. It hired cops to attack crime. Now society has a cop problem. - Tom Robbins

Birth and death were easy. It was life that was hard.

Oh God, are there so many of them in our land! Students who can’t be happy until they’ve graduated, servicemen who can’t be happy until they are discharged, single folks who can’t be happy until they’ve found a mate, workers who can’t be happy until they’ve retired, adolescents who aren’t happy until they’re grown, ill people who aren’t happy until they’re well, failures who aren’t happy until they succeed, restless who can’t wait until they get out of town, and in most cases, vice versa, people waiting, waiting for the world to begin.

There is no such thing as a weird human being, It's just that some people require more understanding than others.