They are preserving the sanctity of marriage, so that two g… - Lea DeLaria

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They are preserving the sanctity of marriage, so that two gay men who've been together for twenty-five years can't get married, but a guy can still get drunk in Vegas and marry a hooker at the Elvis chapel! The sanctity of marriage is saved!

Lea DeLaria

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Lea DeLaria (born May 23, 1958) is an American comedian and jazz musician.

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