"Ms. Yuka said: "Who knows how far the earth is from the su… - Steven Wright

"Ms. Yuka said: "Who knows how far the earth is from the sun?" Harold imagined yelling: "Look it up!

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Steven Alexander Wright (born December 6, 1955) is an Academy Award winning American comedian, writer and actor, known for his bizarre comic style and morose stage persona.

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[unenthusiastically at the beginning of every show in response to audience applause] "Thanks."

"Ms. Yuka said: "Who knows how far the earth is from the sun?" Harold imagined yelling: "Look it up! - Steven Wright

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