"You have how many children in your family?" the teacher wo… - David Sedaris

"You have how many children in your family?" the teacher would ask. "I'm guessing you must be Catholic, am I right?"

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David Raymond Sedaris (born December 26, 1956) is an American humorist, comedian, author, and radio contributor.

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"You have how many children in your family?" the teacher would ask. "I'm guessing you must be Catholic, am I right?" - David Sedaris

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