Confidence is what you have before you understand the problem. - Woody Allen

Sex and death. Two things that come but once in my lifetime, but at least after death you're not nauseous.

Some guy hit my fender the other day, and I said unto him, 'Be fruitful, and multiply'. But not in those words.

V. attacked his first woman at eighteen, and thereafter raped half a dozen per week for years. The best I was able to do with him in therapy was to substitute a more socially acceptable habit to replace his aggressive tendencies; and thereafter when he chanced upon an unsuspecting female, instead of assaulting her, he would produce a large halibut from his jacket and show it to her. While the sight of it caused consternation in some, the women were spared any violence and some even confessed their lives were immeasurably enriched by the experience.