It is folly to say you know what is happening to other people. Only they know, if they exist. They have their own Universes of their own eyes and ear… - Douglas Adams

A learning experience is one of those things that say, "You know that thing you just did? Don't do that."

This planet has - or rather had - a problem, which was this: most of the people living on it were unhappy for pretty much of the time. Many solutions were suggested for this problem, but most of these were largely concerned with the movement of small green pieces of paper, which was odd because on the whole it wasn't the small green pieces of paper that were unhappy.

People who need to bully you are the easiest to push around.