Officer, I know I was going faster than 55MPH, but I wasn't… - Steven Wright

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Officer, I know I was going faster than 55MPH, but I wasn't going to be on the
road an hour.

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Steven Alexander Wright (born December 6, 1955) is an Academy Award winning American comedian, writer and actor, known for his bizarre comic style and morose stage persona.

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