Jeremy, Good luck on your first marriage. - David Sedaris

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Jeremy, Good luck on your first marriage.

David Sedaris

marriage-humor

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David Raymond Sedaris (born December 26, 1956) is an American humorist, comedian, author, and radio contributor.

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Jeremy, Good luck on your first marriage. - David Sedaris

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