[Footnote] It's easy to see the faults in people, I know; and it's harder to see the good. Especially when the good isn't there. - Will Cuppy

[Footnote] The Mexicans gave the Spaniards malaria, and the Spaniards gave the Mexicans smallpox, whooping cough, diphtheria, and syphilis. The Spaniards believed it was better to give than to receive.

Catherine announced that he died of hemorrhoidal colic, and people who went to the funeral wondered why, in that case, the large bandage was tied around his neck. And that, gentle reader, is what comes from playing with dolls at the wrong time.

Her early years were very unhappy, and she decided she would have a good time if she ever got a chance. Later on, she overdid it a little.