I don't think Osama bin Laden sent those planes to attack u… - David Cross

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I don't think Osama bin Laden sent those planes to attack us because he hated our freedom. I think he did it because of our support for Israel, our ties with the Saudi family and our military bases in Saudi Arabia. You know why I think that? Because that's what he fucking said! Are we a nation of 6-year-olds? Answer: yes.

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David Cross (born April 4, 1964) is an American stand-up comedian and actor.

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