[With reference to a 'how to date' book] Because you've bee… - David Cross

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[With reference to a 'how to date' book] Because you've been on dates where y'know, you forget to open your eyes and wear pants and speak English.

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David Cross (born April 4, 1964) is an American stand-up comedian and actor.

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[With reference to a 'how to date' book] Because you've been on dates where y'know, you forget to open your eyes and wear pants and speak English. - David Cross

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