Nobody cares about someone like me, because they don't know the frustration that you feel when you have the solution, but you do not have the problem. - Jerry Seinfeld

You ever wonder why Silicon Valley even exists? I have always wondered, why do these people all live and work in that location? They have all this insane technology; why don't they all just spread out wherever they want to be and connect with their devices? Because it doesn't work, that's why.

This was really one of Larry's most brilliant ideas for the show, was these arcs; and this was one of the best ones, was George and Jerry tryin' to get this pilot on NBC.

The timing of the check coming at the end of the meal makes no sense. 'Cause that's when the food is the least interesting to you.