Good evening. This is your Captain We are about to attempt a crash landing... Place your tray tables in their upright, locked position Your Captain s… - Laurie Anderson

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Good evening. This is your Captain
We are about to attempt a crash landing...
Place your tray tables in their upright, locked position
Your Captain says: Put your head on your knees
Your Captain says: Put your head in your hands...
We are going down
We are all going down, together... Standby.

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About Laurie Anderson

Laurie Anderson (born 5 June 1947) is an American experimental performance artist and musician.

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Alternative Names: Laura Phillips Anderson
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