Good evening. This is your Captain
We are about to attempt a crash landing...
Place your tray tables in their upright, locked position
Your Captain says: Put your head on your knees
Your Captain says: Put your head in your hands...
We are going down
We are all going down, together... Standby.

Uh – this is your Captain again
You know, I've got a funny feeling I've seen this all before
Why? Cause, I'm a caveman
Why? Cause, I've got eyes in the back of my head
Why? It's the heat. Standby
This is the time. And this is the record of the time

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha...
Hello? This is your mother, are you there? Are you coming home?...Hello? Is anybody home?
Well, you don't know me, but I know you
And I've got a message to give to you
And I said: okay, who is this really? And the voice said:
This is the hand, the hand that takes...Neither snow nor rain nor gloom of night
Shall stay these couriers from the swift completion
Of their appointed rounds

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It's a sky-blue sky
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Golden cities. Golden towns
And long cars, in long lines and great big signs
And they all say: Hallelujah. Yodellayheehoo
Every man for himself. Ooo coo coo
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