"I woke up one morning, and all of my stuff had been stolen… - Steven Wright

"I woke up one morning, and all of my stuff had been stolen and replaced by exact duplicates".

Steven Wright

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About Steven Wright

Steven Alexander Wright (born December 6, 1955) is an Academy Award winning American comedian, writer and actor, known for his bizarre comic style and morose stage persona.

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Birth Name: Steven Alexander Wright

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Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don’t know what to feed it.

I was in a grocery store. I saw a sign that said 'pet supplies.' So I did. Then I went outside and saw a sign that said, 'Compact cars.

"I woke up one morning, and all of my stuff had been stolen and replaced by exact duplicates". - Steven Wright

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