Forgive me if I’m confusing you with logic. - James Morrow

A golden age, Londa calls it. She hopes it will return."
"Golden ages rarely return," I said "especially if they never existed.

I've always regretted not having a brother. Maybe I shouldn't."
"For me it's always been like having pubic hair. You have it, but what the hell is it for?

On three occasions, Martin had wed a man to a man; twice, a woman to a woman. Although these same-sex unions scandalized many of his fellow Republicans, he performed them with equanimity, believing that the principle of laissez-faire should apply no less to the bedroom than to the marketplace.