A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting. - Helen Rowland

To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

What a man calls his "conscience" is merely the mental action that follows a sentimental reaction after too much wine or love.

Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an accomplishment in a bachelor, and second-nature in a married man.