Translation: You're an attorney! It's your duty to lie, conceal, and distort everything, and slander everybody. - Jean Giraudoux

To win a woman in the first place one must please her, then undress her, and then somehow get her clothes back on her. Finally, so she will allow you to leave her, you've got to annoy her.

In wartime a man is called a hero. It doesn't make him any braver, and he runs for his life. But at least it's a hero who is running away.

As soon as war is declared it will be impossible to hold the poets back. Rhyme is still the most effective drum.